Second Day of School
I don't get why Mom hates me. She's making me write in this stupid thing everyday! And she is going to check everyday! AHHHHH!!!! Sorry, I just had to scream. This is so frustrating. I have to hide in this empty classroom in the lunch hour everyday. Mr. McDonald, the teacher of this classroom, is supposed to teach math, but he teaches social studies instead. Luckily, we don't have to learn math. I don't care if I get pulled back. I just am glad we learn about Native Americans and Spanish explorers and farmers instead of the volume of cylinders and pi! I only know that kids learn that stuff because my brother, Kyle, is a brainiac and dreams of being a rock star and singing his "original" and weird songs that go like this:
I don't get why Mom hates me. She's making me write in this stupid thing everyday! And she is going to check everyday! AHHHHH!!!! Sorry, I just had to scream. This is so frustrating. I have to hide in this empty classroom in the lunch hour everyday. Mr. McDonald, the teacher of this classroom, is supposed to teach math, but he teaches social studies instead. Luckily, we don't have to learn math. I don't care if I get pulled back. I just am glad we learn about Native Americans and Spanish explorers and farmers instead of the volume of cylinders and pi! I only know that kids learn that stuff because my brother, Kyle, is a brainiac and dreams of being a rock star and singing his "original" and weird songs that go like this:
Oh yeah! Sing it to me-e-e-e!
That's right! Now, sing along!
Everybody, now! Si-i-i-i-ing! Now!
H2O is another name for water.
And pi's really easy to learn!
But right now I'm gonna tell you the steps to finding,
Ooooo! Oxy-e-e-e-egen!
You don't need to go anywhere but outside,
to find this breathing helper!
Refrain: H2O don't matter nothin' to me-e!
Just that crazy oxygen!...
That's right! Now, sing along!
Everybody, now! Si-i-i-i-ing! Now!
H2O is another name for water.
And pi's really easy to learn!
But right now I'm gonna tell you the steps to finding,
Ooooo! Oxy-e-e-e-egen!
You don't need to go anywhere but outside,
to find this breathing helper!
Refrain: H2O don't matter nothin' to me-e!
Just that crazy oxygen!...
There's a lot more to it but I'm soooo not going to put that stuff down even if you gave me a million dollars. Kyle says he'd call himself the X=3 Man. I can't believe he can't even find a normal name for himself. He actually has to use algebra. By the way, Mom says I'm grounded again. She also says I need to find my spirit and that she has a surprise for me on Sunday. She gave me a "present," too. Guess what it was. It was a book!!! It was so lame. It had a picture of a bunch of kids sitting next to a guy with a white dress on. I guess that dude couldn't find any decent clothes at Walmart. I turned to the table of contents and it was broken into the two sections. Did I tell you this book was huge? Because it was!!! It was like as thick as my my pinky, ring finger, middle finger, and index finger together!!! So, the two sections were Old Testament and New Testament. I turned to the first page and in huge letters, "GENESIS." It had a number next to the first word: One. It read, "In the beginning..." and then I closed the book. Why would my mom give me a history book?
